Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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mgrogger 3

Monday 22 August 2011 8:10

Hahaha even in death the dog always wins

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:55

Why would you stuff the cat? I think that's pretty sad. The cat would probably want to be buried too(like a human,or any other deceased would),not some antique on a shelf.

briissocoollike 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:13

Ydi taxidermy is creepy

kaydor 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:26

That's kinda creepy.

Pinkilishes 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 22:18

that's so weird. ydi.

cassiebear7652 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:21

YDI for being a creepy cat lady.

spazz666 18

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:12

Hey guys, I hate to Burst all of your "you're a dick for thinking that's disgusting" bubbles but if pets should be treated like family members... WHY THE **** WOULD YOU GET A FAMILY MEMBER STUFFED?! I mean ashes, that's different. The body stuffed and preserved like a ******* trophy?! Uhm. That's a LITTLE deranged.

MightyMimi 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:22

Why wouldn't you just get it buried like other people? I don't think stuffing a dead cat was a smart idea. Like seriously.

strack94 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:13

Soooo.... It wasn't another realistic mount from chuck testa? NOPE. Chuck testa does not taxidermize pets!

m4rcu5 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 17:00

who the f stuffs their dead cat? sick..

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