Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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katiektastrophy 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:18

ydi for being creepy

nebychick 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:10

that's digusting

kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:28

ydi for being a weirdo

FYL1313 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 4:38

Agh! I HATE stuffed pets!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean would you stuff your kid if he was killed?!?!? O beleve there is a word for this sort of stuff: DENYAL!!!

hallkchallkc 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:27

spell check, ra-tard.

kamorte121212 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:42

FTCL

snowdrift 6

Monday 16 May 2011 2:55

I hope when you die.. that your family gets you stuffed. But, indeed **** tha cat's life.

Katy0_0 0

Friday 17 June 2011 19:58

who gets their cat stuffed?? u must be a lonely loser!!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 11 July 2011 17:22

well.....that's creepy......

twizlersrock 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:15

no offense but y would u get ur cat stuffed I mean I know he's deade but still it's creeepy and horrible. imagine if when we died some1 stuffed us?? how would u feel???

Holy_ish 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:21

double kill! dog killed him and his in the process of rekilling it

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