Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home...

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

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Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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pie0319 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:19

Y would u stuff a cat because it would just be STARING at you EVERYDAY and I honestly would think that was REALLY CREEPY

littlebluepill 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 14:51

I'm guessing you're single.....and will no doubt remain that way.

jennifernorvell 7

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:11

That's gross

niqromero 11

Sunday 16 September 2012 22:37

Who is gods great earth stuffs there pet?!?! O.o

Jechtael 10

Saturday 20 April 2013 9:36

I try to avoid crudity, but in homage to the great Leslie Nielsen: Nice pussy. Did you just get it stuffed?

andrekrivo 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 5:41

requiestcat Im paçe.

MilkyFilmz 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:20

You must be one of the cat ladies

Dusksoul2001 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 17:31

Don't put stuffed animals next to a couch. Especially if you have a dog. Sorry for your loss, but YDI

Yeliab333 20

Friday 26 July 2013 19:20

I think its so creepy when people stuff animals O.o

KingreX32 21

Monday 30 September 2013 21:06

that's hilariously horrible.

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