Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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hanoha 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:26

um dude gross taxidermy is repulsive why the heck wud u do that. so u can stare at a dead cat? mite as well be working at a morgue for animals

llamalover96 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:36

yeaa it's just a little creepy to get your cat stuffed... I mean where would you put it. it's just like getting a noise head on your wall, it's just a little weird

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:49

Ewww. That's just totally wrong and creepy in so mant ways. It should really be **** the cats life. Not yours.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 6 September 2010 4:25

How much does it cost to stuff a cat? I have heard of people doing that. Although I think I would just have my dogs cremated when they die.

Sweetie2u 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 10:43

Should've put the cat up OP.

angel55033 12

Friday 29 October 2010 9:23

that's just weird why would anyone stuff there dead pet that's so sad and really creepy

angel55033 12

Saturday 27 November 2010 9:21

eww that's just creepy why do people want to do that let your animal rest in piece not become furniture

iknowimawesome 13

Sunday 5 December 2010 15:40

I'm sorry- but that's REALLY creepy... why would you want it stuffed??

rudikk99 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:43

it's sooo sick! good that we don't do it with our grandparents ;)

glitchedgamer 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:08

Why stuff when you can clone? THE FUTURE IS NOW BITCHES

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