Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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ah_09 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:44

:| ydi for stuffing your cat ...... i'm sure he'd much rather you have given him a mini funeral & buried him in your backyard. instead of being stuffed and chewed up by your dog. disgusting.

Astroman129 7

Monday 24 August 2009 5:18

To be honest, you deserved it for stuffing your cat. I've always found it to be an unlawful thing to do anyway. =

railfan_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:56

humans > animals. face it.

KristenCullen15 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:42

wow, you are one sick ****.

tehkewl1 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 12:28

my cat sits on the couch all day, so I guess if it died then I'd get it stuffed and I wouldn't even notice it was dead

Gummybears4life 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:17

ew why would you stuff the cat?! that's sick! bury the poor thing!

drewm2010 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:04

Calm down 42... but seriously your weird for stuffing your cat.

shadowPlayer 6

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:27

You stuffed your cat? WTF?

cupcakejaws 5

Saturday 12 June 2010 3:42

that is just creepy.

mw2isbeast 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 21:01

weird

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