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Yeah, but make sure you run them over repeatedly so they know that it was purely intentional and they cannot count it as an accident.
You need new friends.
Moral Support ;)
Your cute
Ooooh! The great and powerful Oz will be speaking with you soon.
Just remind them who has their life in his hands...
nice display name
The **** with the name man?
LOL exactly man. I read the FML, formed an answer in my head, but then I looked over at his username and everything felt lost, ahaha.
Yup, that would decide the bet winner right there. :)
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I wouldn't bet on their support.
Run them over with your car.