Health: Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and...

By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By LamingtonSalad - 02/08/2022 18:00

Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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By oh god why - 06/10/2019 00:01

Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By DamnMyOvaries - 02/05/2017 17:00 - United States - Groves

Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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Splatter analysis

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United States - Pataskala

Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML

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FML Uncensored

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 9:02

I like your name stitchesupmyass

kaprookie 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 9:04

Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat

Comments

GwarKitty 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:36

Spread eagles don't fly.

Draxanoth 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:44

I guess "sex in the air" is dangerous! Hope someone gets it..

chevylynnB87 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:52

Ouch!!!

MrIncredibleSME 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:57

C' mon, 28... Na na na na na, c'mon...

Draxanoth 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:04

I like it like it!! C'mon!

Savra_fml 17

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:04

Pussys land feet first.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:22

Obviously you were doing something you shouldn't have.

RastaKidAK 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:30

Mothafuckin' gross. Hahaha

SirSquishyPants 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:34

Did you trim the bush yet? The one on the ground at least. But it all sounds painful, especially the bush on bush collision part, I wonder if Gieco covers it