By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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TW15 5

Oh my gosh that's so horrible. I'm so sorry

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sicnesses 6

That actually sounds horrible.. I really hope you feel better or it heals.

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amdressler3 0

That's disgusting! The nastiest FML I've ever read. Not FML more like TMI

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emerluvsu 6

How the hell did she deserve it? Someone please explain.

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DawnMarie11 0

OMG! This was graphic and a little too much information but I have to say I can't even imagine how you feel! Ouch!! Recover soon.

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SkardeyKat 3

Dayum! That's about all I can say to this one...

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alexpet888 0

U spelled that wrong lolz.

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SkardeyKat 3

"You" spelled that wrong too...

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angelofmusic89 11

Talk to your doctor about getting the cup that fits around your cervix for your period. No blood flow coming out and all you have to do is clean it out when it gets full.

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cinderella10383 6

Imagine trying to stick that up in your stitched female parts OUCH!!! And it seems that she cannot use tampons and is using pads as the blood is flowing out of her.. She can't put anything up there I know what stitches feel like down there

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meliesFML 0

you should of known you were going to get it & take some birth control or something to delay your period

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Angelita1988 0

Just wait until you have a baby if you go to labor without c-section

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RPete 0

Go to labor without c-section? That makes no sense...

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