By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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chels1994 11

I almost just threw up a little

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katluvspie 0

My day was perfect read this n now I'm disgusted. Read some of the comments n they made my day better : ) ya but seriously noone cares bout ur period n all the shit that's goin on down there.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

If you didn't care why did you comment? Why did everyone else comment if they don't care? Commenting saying this immediately invalidates your comment as if you didnt care you wouldn't have commented

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BacktoBrina 1

I definitely thought you said "**********." lbvs. I hope you feel better:)

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JPEG7 12

i wouldnt go near windows if i were you

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little_monster21 0

you're not getting laid anytime soon lol

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LennyComa 39

Between legs on a bush....bad choice of words but still FYL

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Tomatobee 4

The falling out of the window would have been good enough for an FML...

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hateevryone 14

omg. you are going to be very very bitchy for a coupla days.

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ZombieLoveA 0

How in the world did you fall out of a window?!

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

I suggest you actually read what they wrote.

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