By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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rottentomatoes 7

yeah. no worries, they're sad porno addicted men. who are married to saggy boob women

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Radtastic 9

lol that sux. funny though and also a bit effed up since theyre adults and ur a minor.. so pretty innapropriate even though you were sposed to be knocked out they shouldn't be talking about you like that while they are working. so FYL.

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TheB0a 5

Should of got them fired. Sexual harassment !

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suphumanity 0

it's actually kinda scary the anesthesia didn't fully kick in

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LOLSWAT 0

dont be upset, op. for one, dudes will do this, talking about **** will happen. its what guys do. two, there are guys who actually are into girls with small breasts, everyone is different. also, **** can be made bigger, and at least they didnt say " look at this uggo we have to wrench on today". so u may as well post a puc of em and let those of us who like **** appreciate them even more

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lemoncows 2

lol maybe you just thought you could still hear them and your self esteem issues made you hear what you think everyone notices.

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_GODZILLA_ 0

Report them. Seriously, they could fool around with some of the patients while they're asleep.

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deadly_flower13 0

They're professionals. You're a minor. You should sue their asses.

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vannahlol 6

I like how people with small boobs get offended so easily by flat chested. Compared to someone with big boobs you are flat, but that doesn't make you any less beautiful. So get over it? 

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#109 Girls who are small-chested aren't flat even compared to girls with big boobs. But yeah, I'm aware that being small-chested doesn't make someone any less beautiful. :P

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5t3ff1k4h 44

No, compared to those with big boobs, we are small.

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vannahlol 6

If you're boobs are small enough you can be. I just don't get why boob size really matters. I don't see why calling someone flat chested would offend anyone. But that's just me.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#111 Yeah...We're small compared to big boobs, but not flat. #112 Unless you're small-chested yourself, I can see how you would have trouble seeing that...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yes, but people call B cups flat. I've seen it happen; and those are far from flat. My point is, sure, if she literally has nothing (ie: resembles a board, literally - and yes, redundancy was necessary here) then she can be called flat. Mind you, as flat as a board would be smaller than a AA. So, anything post-pubescent, like nerds and I, should not be called flat, since there is a slight bump. Our chests do not resemble a board if there's even the slightest bump. That's my rant.

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