By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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abunton08 0

I can't walk a straight line lol but hell how old are you that you can't recite the alphabet

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scars_souvenirs 0

you have to recite it backwards in the state I live in and that can be hard sometimes

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SluggerJ 7

are you that stupid a 4 year old can do better

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rate_ya 0

and u guys don't use breathalyzers why....?

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

I'm going to be honest with you. Are you stupid?

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EnragedTaco 0

go back to kindergarten. Now class lets all welcome mr. drunky back. lets start wth our ABC,s (this made me think of the one family guy episode where peter makes fun of the arab kid im very random i know :)

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scars_souvenirs 0

My brother is a cop and gave me all three tests completely sober and I failed all three, so don't feel too bad

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kater_bugs12 0

this is weird...I was just talking to friends about how I wouldn't pass field sobriety tests even if I was sober, because I'm extremely unbalanced and would probably be so nervous I would mess everything up... :)

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Lakers2481 0

whyd u get pulled over in the first place..

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