By Sedici - 18/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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RainbowHeadache 2

& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.

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bitchslapped22 14

They shouldn't be driving

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lkrunner101 7

Thats not stressful....

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perdix 29

They should be arrested for not yielding to an ambulance. Let them know that when you come to pick up their saggy, old asses, which is certain to happen in the very near future, you plan to drive to the hospital vvvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy ssssllllllooooooowowwwwlllllyyyyy. Perhaps you'll "miss" the ER and accidentally take 'em straight to the morgue.

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rulezdunmatter 12

Exactly what I thought, but is it possible that they can sue you or at least lodge a complain?

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flockz 19

for giving them the cold shoulder? maybe, but then again they would be dead. so i doubt they would care anymore.

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rulezdunmatter 12

For threatening not to carry out your duty properly on purpose. But then again, it is a joke. And they would probably get into trouble for obstructing OP while he was carrying out his duty.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

I agree. I'm almost offended to not see his post end with "Then i called the police and had them arrested."

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drawmesunshine 17

Their ghosts might care. Then OP will have two very angry senile spirits very slowly haunting him. They will plague him with constant streams of mindless chatter about Jeopardy and complaints about the disrespectful youth these days. They will hide all of his hard candies and his newspaper! They will put their dentures in the freezer! No, OP! It's not worth it!!

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rulezdunmatter 12

That could make the whole structure of the FML a little weird.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Oh my ******* god what ******* idiots. I seriously would have bitch slapped them and then mace thier faces. Those kind of people bring out my NotVeryNice Side.

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cj7geojeep 0

That's a bit of an overreaction dude. Hahaha fyl op...and I pray that little kid was okay...just try not to mace any old people

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Qwrty_fml 0

I agree with you^ dude, you need to chill out, seriously, you're waaaaay overreacting.

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fabienacher 0

Why are people so s2pid

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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

This coming from the person who spelled The word stupid with the number two? Putting "s2pid" doesn't really make you look so bright.

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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

I wouldn't be calling anyone stupid. You are infact the one who spelled the word "s2pid." Next time before you call someone else stupid make sure you havnt posted anything as stupid as this.

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flockz 19

61- you misspelled *in fact*, even though it was completely unneeded for that sentence. -you forgot a comma after 'next time' -you forgot a comma after the first 'stupid' -you misspelled *haven't -it would be clearer to change 'this' to 'that' because it would make more grammatical sense. i read it as you were referring to your own comment, which would still make sense.

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mikeeg 0

77- you have to capitalize the 'I' in the beginning of your last sentence. You can't say "i read...", it's "I read..." So stop being annoying about grammar.

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darkmis1 17

I really hope you reported them and had their license revoked. I hope even more that the child was okay.

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Sab0026 0

Some elderly people are just sooooo stupid...

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carioki34 7

That's illegal. They should have gotten fined for that.

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