Transportation: Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The...

By preggersss - 19/07/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

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By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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Sunday 19 July 2009 14:55

You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.

Xinabeth 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:26

Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(

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drmkeon 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:56

Even if you were not married, you shouldnt be judged by it. I also agree with #6

Hjelloo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:08

Nice job being a *****. Enjoy burning in hell for eternity, ******* hussy.

jazz52 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:55

thats what u get for sleeping around do u even know who the father is?

sharkeyfin 2

Monday 20 July 2009 3:03

My mom's fingers swelled during pregnancy, and my dad works on the railroad. Neither of them wore rings during either pregnancy (mine or my sister's), and my dad doesn't wear his EVER. There's nothing wrong with not wearing a ring. If she isn't married, it's her choice to have the baby or not. People should mind their own business.

Jazzywrites007 2

Monday 20 July 2009 4:50

You don't get to speak little girl, because you've barely gotten used to having your period. Go Watch Some ******* Backyardigans and leave the debate up to the Big, strong, Growed-Ups.

killjoy_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:59

*Does Slow Clap* Exactly what I was thinking (although I think the idiot is a boy, but same idea still applies, does he even know how to have sex yet? Never mind knock someone up?)

kira822_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:41

Hey don't be rude. 1. I'm not old enough to vote and 2 shut the **** up about my beliefs. 3 I don't spell very good. Deal with it assholes

laurisshnazzy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:41

It's kind of ironic that so many people on here are saying "you're not in a committed relationship unless you're married." And yet, so many people are against gay marriage. Hmmmmm.

theta_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:43

YDI. And the rest of you are all idiots. :P

iamgilmore14 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:16

Why is it that if you get pregnant before you get married you are a ***** or a prostute or a ****? Unless you know the OP, and know about her life, you have no right to call her those names.

Sethyboy0 4

Monday 20 July 2009 4:26

I haven't even read the comments, but I'm willing to bet at least a quarter of them are some ****** christians lol.

ValeeRoyy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:06

What a bitch that woman. Just because you don't have a ring honey doesn't mean your a *****! I'm sorry. Just don't listen to that judgemental bitch! (: