By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 526
You deserved it 22 456

Same thing different taste

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Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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kittiemarie 8

Ever heard of the Sims?? it's like sock puppets, with better grachics!

lethaldevotion 11

"So, my drawer or your drawer tonight?"

That's awesome. It takes an amazing mind that can weave a story for that long. Embrace your gift. The world needs people like you. Let us know when your first movie or book comes out.

So you started playing with sock puppets because you were lonely, but when someone tried to contact you in real life you blew them off to keep playing with your sock puppets? Sounds legit, FYL indeed.

if your as old as i think you are, you better start talking to the sock puppets as therapy..

There once was a girl hard to fathom Whose life was so deep in a chasm She cried, "Im so sad and alone... Should I answer the phone? and ruin my sockies' ******???"

Not sure if making a poem about sock puppet sex is any better than spending hours playing with sock puppets. That being said, it IS entertaining. Good work.

The girl sock was well worn and had a lot of holes in her story, so the boy sock is obsessive and won't stop stocking.

Please don't do this to yourself. Go to the mall or something.

TheSofaKing 7