Miscellaneous: Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play...

By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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By yourmomsabitch - 25/06/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Talk to me

By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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Catkam623 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:03

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

gc327072 30

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:13

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

Comments

Japie89 3

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:53

I would do anything to have an imagination like that! Never could play with (sock) puppets, because I just don't have the creativity...

TungstenLildog 10

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:56

Its free to put it on YouTube - make a video, put it up, find out if it is entertaining (could be entertaining, could be useless... no money invested) - could be a new weekend career.

LuckBeNimble 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:18

yes! and then everyone at FML would have their answer as to whether you're an adorable, yet socially awkward person that just needed a push of support to find your place in the world, OR a mentally-disturbed sociopath with a sock fetish.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:45

Sock ****! The great thing about that is if you curb the language you could probably get a PG rating.

hanacurse 11

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:57

The phone call was probably telemarketers.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:07

She could at least have a real conversation with the telemarketer, even if its about the ab-crunch pro 2000... And if it's a hot sounding, male telemarketer, even flirt a little, to take his mind off selling ;)

Serisent 26

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:02

Bad puns like that deserve no thumbs...

fdupagain 11

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:10

The date ended with the conception if a little socklet.

brittragz 10

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:12

Fyl I guess but hey you do what you gotta do lol

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:14

you say you were lonely and your savior called but no, sock puppets is what you chose

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:44

aww

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:52

Everybody needs a hobby. My husband teases me for being an "old lady" because I like to crochet. I crochet figures like pokemon, bears, cats, paddington bear vs clothing type of stuff. Sock puppets are different, but whatever makes you happy. Just dont let it consume your life.

ksks1234 33

Saturday 2 February 2013 17:57

Just think, if the sock puppets hit it off, they will get married and have sock puppet kids. They might get a sock puppet car and/ or dog, then you will never be lonely...or out of socks.