Miscellaneous: Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience...

By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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That sucks

By Rich - 09/08/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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Kitten07 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...

irishlassie731 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.

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pwnrzero 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:52

anyone notice #2 isn't really #2, but really #4? either this website has glitches, or people hack!. i wanna know how!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:06

I don't know what you're talking about. It looks just fine to me.

australiaaaa 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:26

its #2, the 2 above it are replies to #1. it just seems like it should be #4.

idaworst 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:21

thats means he was the 4th to comment but he replied to 1

Bryan_Z 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:57

use saliva my friend

wellchit 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:31

what kind of ****** up Popsicle's do you eat? Should sue them for making popsicle's to cold, kind of like that old lady who sued mcdonalds for hot coffee, work the system ;)

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:19

As I understand it that coffee was so hot it caused third-degree burns when she spilled it, and she only sued for the cost of the medical expenses they refused to pay. Snopes doesn't seem to have an article on it though.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:01

Randy Cassingham did a writeup of the story for his "TRUE Stella Awards" website and newsletter. http://www.stellaawards.com/stella.html

wellchit 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:54

that coffee may have caused 3rd degree burns, but its boiling hot water its understandable that it would burn you and cause severe burns, and she made millions for suing them for what happened, thats why there are "Caution" and "Warning" labels on things, because people are idiots.