By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Kitten07 0

Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...

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irishlassie731 0

Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.

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lemony_music_grl 0

hope ur lip feels better:)

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LilaBear 1

Just suck on it or lick it a bit to make it melt faster, only would have taken you three seconds.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Drool on it a bit if you can't wait for it to melt some. That way your lip won't get stuck.

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Babblez 0

Happened to me the other day, except it was stuck to my bottom lip, even trying to melt it off I still managed to tear skin and it bled for like half an hour. Healed very quickly though >.>

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IScreamRawr 4

Jeez ever heard of waiting for it to melt?! You could have at least dumped some warm water on it.

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hairt 4

ydi dumbshit.. don't even know why u got more "fyl"s than "ydi"s. :/

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stevenmx86 7

You know it takes like 15 seconds for it to melt away from your mouth right? Dumb dumb dumb

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bobbyguy 17

That happened to me once but I didn't hurt and I didn't realize until I looked at the Popsicle and saw blood on it.

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