By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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andyn 0

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

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Ikura 4

you did three things wrong here. 1. you used song lyrics to express your emotions, seriously, how emo are you? 2. you expressed your self-pity on your facebook status, attention ***** much? 3. you used lyrics as your facebook status, not are you a lame wallowing imbecile, but you are lazy and uncreative about it

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bigbinga47 0

1.dont be a pussy next time. 2.if she says something like that again, skin her alive.

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PhinsGirl 0

FYL, but points for listening to my favorite band!!

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PhinsGirl 0

I saw them last Sunday! And I met Ryan, who inspired me 2 years ago to play violin! It was epic!

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benzskaterdude 0

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, 1. i have to agree shame on you for listening to such terrible, terrible music 2. hahahahahahaha dude learn how to please a girl

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DynamicDave 11

Love the song, but sorry dude. YDI for putting song lyrics as your facebook status.

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roxygirl2494 0

lmfao that's freaking hilarious

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loveyahun 0

Aw...I feel your pain with the breakup. No offense but your mother and friends sound like pricks...

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haj_fml 4

I wish someone posted that on Lamebook.

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