By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 117
You deserved it 121 362

Same thing different taste

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Tooo bad it wasn't an iron skillet. LOL he deserves it

Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.

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Such double standards it's unbelievable. Hypothetically speaking, if the wife had dome something such as insulting the memory of his mother (or something equivalent that's much worse) and he were to respond by hitting her with a frying pan then he'd be ****** over for domestic abuse and the choir of women clamouring about the hilarity of this would be villifying him on reading this story. It's not like people never say things they don't mean when they're angry! And there's nothing wrong with violence either! Come on people

What's the first thing a woman does when she comes back from the abuse shelter with a black eye? The right thing if she doesn't want another

Why don't women need to learn how to drive? Because there is no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom

... I would of blocked that attack with a Skillet. >.> Then again, I wouldn't of said something like that unless I wanted punishment so, YDI! XD

I laughed. Sorry, I shouldn't, it really does suck to be you ): The whole frying pan thing was kind of unnecessary. No concussion, I hope ? However, the irony of this one is delicious.

All you sexists pricks on here are disgusting

By thinking that ultimately you are the one that is sexist. If you dont understand that and are too blocked by you pathetic ways of thinking than there is something wrong with you. I hope you wernt a troll.

you ******* idiot. if you tell a woman to go back to the kitchen you are a sexist s o b but you should become gay because you will never keep a woman with that attitude. sexist peice of shit.

... Am I the only one who thought he was joking, being an ass on purpose because he was tired of arguing?