By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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lucky_nooot 0

that sucks... but YDI! i agree with #1114: no glove, no love!

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manduhh85241 0

sucks for you but this is seriously the funniest one ive heard YET as for the girl you were F'n ...what a physco slutt

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TiNkJess 0

O_O Wow... Thats very very ******* unfortunate.. Sorry to hear that :S Cool comic though!

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ynot2008 0

toooo funny! dont know if i should say she is a **** or your a dumb dummy..lol but welcome to a lifetime of headaches and regrets, better hope your swimmer arent working

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loserboii 11

just do anal thts wat i do

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JGKCMO 0

Seeing how six months has passed between the OP and now, I'm curious as to what has happened, if he knows ...

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BLiNdZoRz 3

dude that's not an fml, that sounds awesome, but the pulling out method is stupid.

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hatelovesme 0

i know it would suck. like DONT PULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH. i can imagine it but who knows, she might not be PREGO!!

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RaverYusuke 0

I would HATE to be you..

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