By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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haha man that sucks maybe next time you'll wrap it up before you have sex with a stranger or maybe you jus won't have sex with a stranger.

i guess you won't do that again, huh? (hope she's not preggers.)

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HAHAHAA OMG THATS ******* HILARIOUS, this is by far one of my favourite FML'S. She sounds like a crazzzzy bitch, out of a movie!

I am so sorry, but what crazy lady says that... Good luck with that one. Hilarious though :P x

that is ****** up. I am so sorry. I mean childern are great but not that way. she is a hore and a bitch. I would be so mad and I would tell her parents