By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
You deserved it 1 824

Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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angryFetus 0

LMAO! haha You probally woulda been screwed either way but ust imagining this is a great way to start or end my day. Thats mad funny! lol @ #19

You might be ok.... women can only get pregnant during a short ovulation period... and a lot of conceived fetuses spontaneously abort.

She might be ******* with you...and she is actually on the pill. If it was a one night stand I bet that was it.

granlang 0

#19 made me laugh SO hard lololololololololololo

herpessucks 0

pray to God your shooting blanks

sounds like something a friend of mine would do.