Miscellaneous: Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked...

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 17:31 - United States

Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My friend who got there five minutes after they opened also managed to get one. FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 23:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 19/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

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By bookworm - 08/06/2019 14:00

Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML

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By omgfmlhard - 11/05/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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By nemesis5196523 - 03/12/2013 19:45 - United States - Ogden

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 23:16

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

brutallyhonest24 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:11

IDIOT! you never talk about fight club!

Comments

potentiumknight 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:22

lmao! briliantly funny but that guy is soooo fired if his boss finds out

Flounder 2

Friday 25 December 2009 0:27

YDI for breaking the rules. You have no one to blame but yourself.

Kylias 6

Friday 25 December 2009 0:27

That is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.

sammyRachelle 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:41

I guess I don't deserve to live, because I haven't watched the movie and don't plan too, just from the "first two rules" it already sounds stupid. I would have reported him, and said excuse me for having better taste in movies.

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 25 December 2009 0:58

Will you marry me?

bailo 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:23

just watch it. and then maybe after that you can talk about your better taste in movies.

wordgirl 0

Friday 25 December 2009 12:58

This is actually a pretty profound movie; existentially-speaking, and all that. But the reason you should be down on yourself is not because you either plan to or not to watch Fight Club. It's because you don't know the difference between to, two, and too.

Thunderbender 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:31

Better taste in movies? WTF you've never seen it.

christy_xo 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:42

this made me laugh.

injunboi20 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:43

Dude. You dont talk about fight club.

liuken 3

Friday 25 December 2009 0:45

If you can't follow the rules you have to live with the punishement. Btw I totally Lol'd.

sublime420 11

Friday 25 December 2009 0:48

Its even better if the OP had never seen the movie and had no idea what he was talking about. "Rules? Wha? Dont talk about Fight Club?"

mass_dude 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:55

lol to which I would have replied, I am jacks right fist, and if I could fight anyone in the world I would fight you! I own fight club, you'll have the shit beaten of you!