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By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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lemmalongsnail 15

He works at KFC, so what? In this recession he's lucky to even have a job - at least he works and earns his own wage rather than living on the dole. I really don't understand why this is an FML.

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Cazz91 21

Whole interesting meaning for **** OP?

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chris4u2nv5 19

Ok, some of the funnest comments, EVER!!!! I busted out laughing!

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Thatguy334 7

If you honestly think you're going to get sympathy for YOUR choice to do that, you're a complete idiot. You made the decision, you deserve it.

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pedinhuh 23

Kinky shit. But whatever rows your boat! I just hope he gave you some chicken and fries later!

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