By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 07:42 - United States - Fresno

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Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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perdix 29

Don't think you really had a chance with the hot doctor -- to him, you're just another asshole.

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StreetReaper 9

Look on the bright side. You don't have to worry about having a bruised prostate from the 17 foot hose being shoved up your ass.

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abceasyas123abc 12

Why on Earth would you have a bruised prostate? The prostate sits at the base of the bladder. The scope is entering the rectum and colon. You'd have a perforated colon before you got a "bruised" prostate and that's way more of a concern.

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StreetReaper 9

I know where the prostate resides. It's not that difficult to bruise one by colonoscopy. Do you think digital prostate exams reach your bladder? Sometimes one would think so by the tenacity of some docs, but to close your argument; I have had my prostate bruised by a colonoscopy without the dreaded complications of a perforated bowel that you stated.

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ICastillo 24

You call me Ron Weasley again you slice of cake I'm going to eat you!!!!

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charvisioku 22

"British accent"? That's not very specific, so I'm going to assume you mean Brummy. That makes your comment funny. If you mean London, that's over-used. And we don't all talk like that, mate.

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ICastillo 24

53 lets just go with the funny one ok.

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AzzieC 12

That's horrible :p

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ElricMustang 23

Lol anyone thinking about the doctor? F both your lives

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charvisioku 22

I dunno why it matters that the doctor was 'hot'. It's not like he's gonna look at you any differently from other patients. Apart from possibly finding you a bit weird if you're acting all coy and fluttering your eyelashes. Geez.

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calivianya 29

It's less about how the doctor feels or acts, and more about how she feels about a hot guy seeing her tampon string hanging out while performing the colonoscopy, I'd wager.

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Timmeeh 17

Let's be honest here, his first meeting with you revolved around shoving a few feet of hose into your pooper to take a look at your insides. And without a single euphemism. Even disregarding oaths pertaining to dating patients and unfortunately timed periods, it was probably never going to go much beyond the hospital.

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charvisioku 22

It still doesn't remotely matter whether the doctor is 'hot'. Like the guy below me said, it's not like it's gonna go beyond the hospital any way, so it's just needless added stress over something really, really petty. That's all I was saying *shrug* (meant as a reply to the reply to mine.. bah exam stress has exploded my sense of direction, **** it)

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alycion 38

Nothing worse then a period during a procedure. Hope you get good news from the test.

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caplox 6

You should've asked to go to the bathroom an never came back. That really must've been embarrassing Op. FYL.

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