Intimacy: Today, I had three things converge that should never be together:...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 07:42 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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By Horneyandbleeding - 23/11/2020 07:01 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Sunday 27 May 2012 16:18

Don't think you really had a chance with the hot doctor -- to him, you're just another asshole.

speshlk37 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

It's the perfect storm...

Comments

kegiggles101 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 22:04

Why didn't u just reschedule?

msilikegrapes 8

Sunday 27 May 2012 22:50

maybe jussstt maybe. hes into that shit

al66orange 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:12

Oh dear poor u. That's unfortunate, sorry :)

bchelle11 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:20

A doctor is very highly medically educated. TRUST ME. He has seen worse. And it is against HIPPA to date patients. So it wouldn't matter any way. I wouldn't be embarrassed at all.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:59

Even though your Dr is hot I highly doubt he is attracted to you. Or do you just get embarrassed around good looking people. Having your period on the other hand, why didn't you reschedule!

FlyMeAway 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 1:48

Maybe it came early/late and OP was not able to reschedule on such a short notice.

Justin0481 5

Monday 28 May 2012 0:05

You should've asked said doctor if he has earned his red wings.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 28 May 2012 0:12

That sucks...but surely you can reschedule for after your period. But they're in the medical field so I'm sure they've seen worse and are used to things like that. Still wouldn't be pleasant though.