Intimacy: Today, I had three things converge that should never be together:...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 07:42 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By John - 24/06/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

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By Horneyandbleeding - 23/11/2020 07:01 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Sunday 27 May 2012 16:18

Don't think you really had a chance with the hot doctor -- to him, you're just another asshole.

speshlk37 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

It's the perfect storm...

Comments

friedbunnies 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:34

Oh this is bad. Very bad.

drakej 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:35

Lol acaprice14

lolz0701 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:36

Um females don't usually get colonoscopies

whogivesafuck88 10

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:42

Yea. Yes they do. Everyone has a colon. You are probably thinking of a prostate exam

BinaBina_XD 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:44

What world do you live in? Haha. I'm a girl and I had a colonoscopy last year when I was 16. And the girl in the recovery bed next to me also had a colonoscopy.(:

kaycee1996 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:49

Anyone with a bowel gets a colonoscopy, just coz it ain't pretty doesn't mean girls don't get them....

FMLoverAgain 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:49

Truth of the matter is: some doctors like buttsex and bloody *******!

bchelle11 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:17

Well that was ignorant and...vulgar.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:05

How to make the situation less awkward: 1. Tampon 2. Scented lotion 3. Cute adorable smile He's used to his job and as a doctor, he definitely did a rotation in gynecology so he knows women have periods. Just plug it up and smell as good as you possibly can :D

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:07

As long as you wore a tampon, I don't see the issue. You could have cut the string shorter so It wasn't hanging out.

cguinn17 9

Sunday 27 May 2012 22:25

I think the issue here was that her period started during the procedure. You can't exactly pop a tampon in while there's nth feet of hose up your ass ^^;