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By communistgirl - 24/01/2012 16:42 - United States

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

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By Puddlepop - 01/03/2016 09:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By veggieluver - 16/01/2013 00:58 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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By bdjsbskl - 07/10/2011 05:55 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2012 18:33 - United States - Auburn

Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML

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By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By she sure has an arm. - 28/02/2013 11:57 - United States - Clinton

Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML

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Nanner789 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:51

Play along.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:52

USA! USA! U! S! A!!!!!! Did he try to radio General Patton with his shoe?

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:04

1) Walk into his room 2) Fart 3) Say "Consider your country nuked." 4) Walk out triumphantly

l0v3p4in 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:21

Man sits there stunned mouth gaped open watching as you leave him trapped in your nuclear cloud unable to escape. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha, you laugh devilishly.

chels1994 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:12

"who believed IT was still in the war" This made me laugh (:

lotrgeek 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:19

"It was still the war", not "it was still in the war" consider yourself nuked by the grammar nazi. BAM!

alkerh 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:03

Wrong. Read it again.

chels1994 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:47

Yeah, I caught onto that after I posted but since I comment from my phone, I couldn't fix it :- but yeah, that's my bad

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:15

Don't volunteer at a senior center where they show FOX News, and wearing an Obama T-shirt doesn't help.

5HT2A 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:33

Or show up at McDonalds.

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:17

Lets play commies and americans!!! I want to be a tank!

ShutUpAndStare 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:44

Can I play too? I want to be a panzerchev :3 or an m100... Either way, I want to be Russian.

isis_morrigan 18

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:20

could have been much worse, trust me. I've worked with many similar patients, and a lot have been quite violent, so be glad he didn't attack you for being a soviet!

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:21

Nobody noticed the grammar mistake in the FML? Where are the nazis?

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:24

I noticed a missing comma, but that was it, is there something else I'm missing?

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:41

Yeah it's 'started' screaming not starting.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:48

I did not notice that, I had to re-read the post, because I read it 'started' the first time.

Fluhz 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:12

It? There you go. :) Haha.

The_Troller 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:22

[EDIT] Why must my comment move so much?

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:28

... because it wasn't happy were you put it?

The_Troller 14

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:03

Ironically I was replying to one of your posts...

5HT2A 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:31

Whatever you do, don't play COD in front of him.

geod69 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:33

Can't do the time don't do the crime

silencedistant 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:35

You might strongly resemble a person of Russian descent. There's an old Russian lady at my work who always pinches my cheeks and says "You're from my village - I've seen you before - are you Ukrainian?" even though I've told her many times that I was born in Canada, lol.