By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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livamour 17

Your husband isn't "wielding his sword" very well.

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SkepticalMiss 5

The ****** can stretch to accommodate a baby. It can stretch to accommodate any man. I believe your problem is actually lack of lubrication.

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CptZoe 10

It can still tear and get infections after a baby.

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Ameel_fml 19

And most women still need stitches and at least 24 hours recovery after a baby. It's not like the baby just falls out!

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CptZoe 10

I'm sure you have tried all of the advice given, but I'm going to throw my tiny bit of wisdom in here too. Try being on top? That way you can control how far it goes in. I hope you work something out. Don't score off your sex life completely, plenty of ways around it :)

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EllyBear__ 11

Nope. I have the same problem as OP, width is the problem (I'd assume it's the same for her). Being on top makes it worse because you have to use your legs which clenches inside a little more.

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CptZoe 10

Ah of course, I hadn't considered that. I hope you still have a good sex life though :) sometimes other stuff feels even better than intercourse!

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bobslawnservice 16

May I suggest that the person who posted this go and speak to their gynecologist? If she isn't getting moist enough then there might be something else wrong there and a professional may have some useful advice.

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bobslawnservice 16

To all the people suggesting anal - how does that work? The vaginal opening is generally bigger than the anus isn't it?

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blackpuddle 30

120, if anal's done right it can be surprisingly painless. For me it actually hurts less than vaginal most of the time. Though I honestly don't think I'd want a real thick guy putting his penis in my anus. There are limits to how big of a thing I'll let be put in there.

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lonecracker 5

ByronJess is correct. The do make all kinds of stuff for your particular problem.

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Crazberry 5

Yeeeah you know what? If that were me and my ****** couldn't handle it, I don't even want to imagine what it would do to my "back door". Most of us don't exactly give birth back there, you know? Of course I the idea of anal sex makes me cringe anyway so that's probably just bias on my part. Hope you figure it out OP.

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xplainphrox 8

Are you kidding me...?!!!! That's where all the assholes come from!!!!!!

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rattusrattus 18

***********, fingering, and if P-in-V is important to you and your partner, various-sized ****** to help increase capacity.

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