By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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Steffi 26

Do you have a problem getting wet? If a baby can fit, your husband can fit!

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goose12321 11

How big is too big? Like what, 10 inches?

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Crazberry 5

13 inches... Those exist and they're terrifying.

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Dracoboxer357 35

94- Guiness world record penis was 34 cm erect (think about 13.4"), 23 cm flaccid. Exist? Sure. Common? Not in my experience.

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pcentral 17

My suggestion would be toys. I know it's not the real thing, but it beats not having any sex life at all!

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DecembersShadow 2

Tell him to get a reduction, otherwise you won't be able to have sex

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supportcommand 17

Lots of lube. And don't get all rammy right away. Same goes for the back door. Just make sure The Brownstones aren't home when your hubby goes knocking.

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that1guy616 4

have sex more = you will stretch out and things may be ok. now if you have to go on to someone smaller......

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AaronGuy 12

Is his penis wider than a babies' head?

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turtlechef 2

I have that problem haha jk

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magicallouis 2

Well I think you should break up with him sometimes, things are just too big to fix and they just tare apart.

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supportcommand 17

The grammar nazis are going to *tear you apart.

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GERM1389 0

Try Anal then, if your ****** can't take it, i'm sure your ass will.

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raraisbang 12

For one, not everybody wants something ramrodding them in the ass, and for two... Just no. Anal hurts, and tbh the one time I tried it (yes, with previous foreplay, I'm not dumb enough to get straight to it) it tore. From experience, I'd much rather my ****** tear than my asshole, and it didn't feel good at all. Plus, it's like a giant plunger. If you didn't have to crap before, you will after. I'm telling you, shit will get real! :D

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ColbyM88 5

Ill take over for you. :)

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petraphotoDOTca 6

you handle big thick dicks well? good to know. OP, we can just sneak this guy in instead of you - he'll take over. lmao

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