By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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KociaQ 30

I know the problem and I found a solution to it: lube. Tearing happens because there is too much friction and that can be solved with lube...

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isaiaah 6

Your righting an FML about it, but I bet anything that he's going to all his buddy's and telling them.

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Dracoboxer357 35

171- Not every guy out there thinks it's funny or flattering that he hurts his partner while trying to be intimate. :( I still have to be careful with my wife after 6 years, and I don't laugh at her discomfort/pain. Just saying.....:p

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isaiaah 6

Well vaginal sex isnt the only thing you can do! Theres all the other types of foreplay and different things like oral sex and such

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ShawnieMichael 2

Just make an o with your hand and put it on the base of his p**is and let him screw you like that. That way he wont tear you up badly. Or talk to him about him putting his entire girth up your vag is painful and that he should take care not to screw you all the way.

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itsme1321 3

I love how suddenly, everyone on FML is a specialized gyno with mass expertise in OP's specific medical case...

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japtap81 16

It's called having the same experience atleast once in our lifetime. The doctors would say the same thing we are telling her

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itsme1321 3

Riiight, because every one who has ever had a medical issue has had the same exact problem and solution...yea...it's just that simple ;) And I highly doubt that doctors would suggest anal, or shoving a paper towel roll into her vag, or letting her hubs get a **** buddy...js

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Aquilla 1

Anyone comparing it to childbirth has no idea what they're talking about. The rules are completely different due to hormones and natural preparations the body makes for that moment. A vaginal suppository lubricant would tell you definitively if lube could even help at all and if that didn't work then what you are looking for is an episiotomy. It's simple and can be done in the clinic. Sometimes they do it before labor to control the tearing but it can be an elective surgery in cases like this. Everyone deserves spontaneous sex once in a while.

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yourmofo 6

Just talk about what you should name your next kid during sex, that should shrink his junk down.

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