By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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hateevryone 14

Just give up your sex life, or maybe you can just stick to oral.

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Dracoboxer357 35

110- I completely disagree with giving up on her sex life. Why should she settle for being dissatisfied forever? I don't believe there isn't a solution to her dilemma. :p

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blackblade 3

That really sux for u I am truly sorry but try like a paper towel roll in it to keep more out then in but what girl would want to do that

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weeabaka 6

WAIT, WHAT?! What in God's name are you trying to suggest, you sick bastard?!

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RedPillSucks 31

Then the trip to the hospital to remove the paper towel roll that's been rammed inter the cervix will be a great conversation starter. I can see the X-Ray showing up on DocBastards profile.

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Brookethebear 0

I can't even imagine...

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benmec 18

How selfish of you. Haven't you heard of the vaginal dilator????!!!

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Ameel_fml 19

You'd be surprised. Most girls I know actually prefer men with average sized penises, because the larger ones can definitely hurt or tear. One of my housemates recently had to break up with her boyfriend because he was too big AND long for her, and always left her bleeding and it hurt her to pee for a couple of days later (sorry for the TMI). People would give him compliments on his big dick, but he hated it because so many women had broken up with him because he hurt them.

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itsme1321 3

People would compliment him on his big penis...? :/ So strangers walking down the street would just be like, "Hey! It's giant **** dude! Nice penis" *high five*...? For real?

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Ameel_fml 19

Nah, I think it was mostly his friends and team mates. Don't know if they had compared penises in the past or if they had seen it in the showers, but for some reason he was pretty well known as the guy with the big dick.

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itsme1321 3

So other dudes in his social circle casually complimented his penis on a regular basis...? Congratulations, the story just became even less believable *slow clap*

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Tonyduncan 0

we have the same problem. lots of oral and toys

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supportcommand 17

I love your picture. No starving kids over there huh!

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305Miami 0

Well, Looks like you guys are gonna have to pleasure each other differently.

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mellagiselle23 4

Didn't you sample the product before you bought it?

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jarockstar27 10

Penis reduction? Is that available now? Why not we have breast reduction! But seriously OP That sucks!

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UndreamtKarma 6

There is such thing as a breast reduction now a days. We have had one for awhile

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Papiamilli 1

I would suggest the use of toys on a regular basis. And just like gauging your ears, you must move up in diameter in small increments until the diameter of the toy or ***** is the same as your husbands. Or you can **** females that can change the size of their ***** when ever they want :)

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