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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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testing_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:45

Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?

Comments

patty261 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:56

Pregnant people can still get their periods

coolpwnagedude 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:02

no they can't. it's scientifically impossible

gingerrrr88 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:10

it happened to my mom when she was pregnant with me…

butterflygal69 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:44

Yes you can bleed through your pregnancy and still have a healthy baby. It IS scientifically possible.

chocolatebear99 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:59

WTF how old are you?

xkonstantine125x 7

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:00

YDI. Retard.

Luckster 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:04

YDI big time. You're lucky you're just grounded. My Mama woulda pulled me outta school and had me get a job to fully support myself and the baby The only help she'd offer my sorry ass is babysitting the kid while I'm working. Scared me into not even thinking about sex! If you're gonna **** around (literally), take the proper precautions!

scorpioserpent 1

Monday 13 July 2009 3:53

Ugh yeah she did get off lucky. If I got pregnant, my parents would make me get an abortion and than ground me and forbid me from seeing guys again until I move out.

StormGirl142 24

Monday 30 May 2011 5:06

Your parents can't MAKE you have an abortion. It's your child, and even if you're 13, they can't make you give up your baby. If my parents told me I had to abort, I'd tell them to f*ck off.

NickACD 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 22:50

You under eighteen, well then they can give you the bare necessities until you crack. No phone no luxuries just a mattress, some tasteless food, water, and a ride to school and back

hk_fml 9

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:04

Go to the doctor and get it confirmed, you might actually be pregnant. I hope you're not! G'luck =]

taoxyeuxmay 4

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:05

you should run up to your parents and say, "haha! i got you guys good. April fools!" too bad it's not april anymore. =(

o_O_0_o 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:07

YDI i missed my period for two weeks and took the test and said i was but i didnt tell my parents. 1st, i was stressed, thats why it was late. 2nd, pregnancy test are NEVER 100%accurate. u should of gotten more than 1. but hey, u learned a leson. bhaha

butterflygal69 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:47

Stress can stop your period but it's not going to cause a pregnancy test to detect HCG. Let's be real.

guitardedman 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:07

New Jersey sucks, YDI. blap.

JoseCuervo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:09

If your young enough to get grounded then you must either be a teen or an older woman still living with her parents. Either one, doesn't matter to me, but that suck's. But hey, YDI for being irresponsible.