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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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testing_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:45

Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?

Comments

yellowbee22 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 13:53

Poppycock? How old are you? You didn't see a doctor about it, whether that be an Urgent Care or Planned Parenthood to keep it confidential and affordable? Why would you dare tell your parents when you are not 100% positive about it? While I am happy for you that you are not pregnant, thank God! I shudder at the idea of people like you to raise children.

FreedomFirst 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:33

You're an idiot. I shudder at the idea of someone who thinks only they are qualified to exist on this planet, raising a child. Someone like you. It's not rocket science. It takes a heart, not an education. All the books in the world won't teach you how to actually care for your child.

Qup 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:04

please see your doctor asap. you can bleed even when pregnant. or you could miscarry, in which case you most definately need to see your doctor. don't delay. marz88 is an idiot. those tests are very reliable. the indication that that you've conceived is in a hormone that can be found in urine.

IHaveVertigo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:07

It sounds like you are having a miscarriage... but if you weren't ready to get pregnant, and you obviously weren't b/c you can still be grounded, then maybe it isn't that bad.

jumpdancehigh 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:29

Wow I learn A L O T from reading the comments...

ivals 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:40

@93 Me to L@l

XimaXpirate 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:34

it's still very common to have a period for up to the first 3 months. :)

vvvalori 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:08

It's not a period.

nichole_wood 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:45

oh geez. been there :/ bleeding is sometimes normal but not in my case. i had a miscarriage. :[ FYL and FML

Angel1000168 16

Friday 11 February 2011 10:16

so sorry for your loss... Even if it wasn't a planned pregnancy. Miscarrying hurts so much emotionally from what I hear. I have never been pregnant so i cant empathize but i cant sympathize... Sorry OP but you CAN have a miscarriage and there is a high possibility you ARE pregnant.

mijzelffan 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:56

Your parents suck at parenting. Grounded for being pregnant? They're a bunch of morons, I wish I could tell them

cebaugh 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:59

maybe this will teach you to practice safe sex....

xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:01

Lmao grounded for being pregnant? Your parents suck, since you'd have been pretty much be grounded for the next eighteen years of your life =P But yeah. Congrats on not being pregnant.

sarahlaplante 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:10

sweetheart if the test was postive than you are pregnant. false positives are so rare they are almost unheard of. id take another test in a couple weeks.