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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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OkapiParade 15

Friday 31 October 2014 0:37

That sounds fapulous

fallencastiel 22

Friday 31 October 2014 0:38

I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth

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Ki11erC 18

Friday 31 October 2014 2:16

What's your hand made of? Metal?

josiemorehouse 12

Friday 31 October 2014 2:29

Umm, I'm no expert, but I think you're doing it wrong OP.

fader48080 10

Friday 31 October 2014 2:44

over used meme or not you're doing it wrong.

demonfacee 14

Friday 31 October 2014 3:18

FYL. Just don't use so much lube.

tooyoungtooold 11

Friday 31 October 2014 3:22

How the hell were you jacking it that hard without ripping it off?

cerk 7

Friday 31 October 2014 3:36

Now that's a handy

mimm95 3

Friday 31 October 2014 3:46

maybe if you had more vitamin D in your system it wouldn't have chipped so easily.

vikky538 28

Friday 31 October 2014 4:02

I am sorry what...

redstone7693 29

Friday 31 October 2014 4:14

Lay off the Vaseline bro

yourbestguess 13

Friday 31 October 2014 4:22

The FML rubs me the wrong way.

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

Not now, Cooper

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