By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 656
You deserved it 3 110

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

Comments

Geckosrock99 33

Either your kid is way too young to be playing Assassin's Creed, he lacks common sense, or he told a very bad joke. Sit your son down for a talk. If he can't tell fantasy from reality, he shouldn't be playing games like that.

I'm hoping he was just telling a joke.

Geckosrock99 33

I'm hoping too, but some people really are that stupid...

Ezio isnt even the one missing a finger has your son even played the games

Ezio was a bad ass tho, but he had all his fingers.

Rated M, for mature. Which your son is not.

And this is WHY AC is Rated M for Mature, so no dumbshits under 18 pull this crap!

tiredofwaiting 25

"ARE YOU ******* DUMB, SON!? Altaïr was the one who had to cut his finger, not Ezio... You useless piece of shit" -MOM, His-

Idiot. Exoplanet didn't even cut off his finger

Jethco 15

Ezio never cut off his finger.