Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

Comments

Colecto_fml 26

Monday 20 February 2012 9:00

FYL if it's a condition or a metabolism thing.. YDI a thousand times over if you're a rabid hot-dog, MC'Donalds muncher

niospartan 8

Monday 20 February 2012 9:00

You could of raised the arms and sat on two, most theaters have that.

l0v3p4in 7

Monday 20 February 2012 10:14

It also comes to an advantage when you're with your SO and want to curl up next to or place your arm around them. :)

sofie_mahjoub 6

Monday 20 February 2012 9:01

That's pretty sad. YDI.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 20 February 2012 9:09

That's sad..

MineIsBigger 5

Monday 20 February 2012 9:12

ydi for going to the movie theater in this economy. its way cheaper in the long run to install a good surround system. plus you wont have to pay $10+ to eat that overpriced crap they call food and can instead eat whatever food your fatass desires :D

LolCakes111 7

Monday 20 February 2012 12:17

STFU.

MineIsBigger 5

Monday 20 February 2012 14:29

you first

julialinn 2

Monday 20 February 2012 15:48

And how are they going to *legally* get the movies that are still playing in theaters?

PlaySpades 21

Monday 20 February 2012 17:45

Wait for the DVD

randomkayx3 11

Monday 20 February 2012 9:14

In a way though. It can also be a FYL. I could imagine you all happy and excited then you go and try to sit and you didn't fit. Seems depressing..

PYLrulz 17

Monday 20 February 2012 9:29

But first off, drop the triple cheeseburger and large fries, and start exercising. YDI fatty.

hellaflushfa5 6

Monday 20 February 2012 9:34

Im a straight up person, so all I'm gunna say is I'm sure you didn't wake up one morning and you couldn't fit in a chair. Everyone has their battles in life and yours is weight so I don't think this should be a ydi or fyl kind of deal. Use it as motivation. The next time you go to the theater, your going to sit in that chair and watch the whole damn movie. stop making fml's and go work at it! Gooduck! :)