Health: Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)

AngrehPirate 0

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...

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ganjaone 2

Monday 20 February 2012 10:32

Lay off the big macs!

sickenedwinter86 0

Monday 20 February 2012 10:33

YDI simply for still buying DVDs and not Blu Rays

bubo_fml 10

Monday 20 February 2012 10:40

**** it, sit on the floor in the asile...More leg room, you can curl up w/a pillow & blanket & if you get stuck to the floor, make it a double feature...You win all around!

AK10bears 0

Monday 20 February 2012 10:44

My friend, over my 52 trips around the sun, I too have had some weight troubles. And found it ain't really that hard to beat! Eat better! Eat less!!! And get out and move! You don't have to get all crazy about it! Just move your body every day and more then the day before.

ryanisexy 5

Monday 20 February 2012 11:17

Now thats one less fattening thing gone!

marisadc79 0

Monday 20 February 2012 11:28

It's very possible you have a legitimate medical issue that could be the cause of you being overweight assuming that your weight was the factor here for not being able to fit in the seat. If so sadly not much can usually be done. If your weight is the issue and it's not a medical reason causing it use this as motivation to lose some weight. If you want to be healthy and live a long life then do it for yourself. For all the people on here leaving terribly cruel and mean fat jokes I'm sorry. There's no excuse for things like that except people can be so very cruel and inconsiderate of others. Remember none of them are perfect. Sorry you couldn't see your movie and I hope it hits DVD for you soon. To those who left helpful comments thumbs up to you all who have hearts. Before anyone says what I've already seen here says I must be fat because I'm being supportive think again.

heelsanonymous 1

Monday 20 February 2012 11:32

**** all the haters and their fat jokes, everyone has feelings too, im sorry that happened to you boo

texashater75 16

Monday 20 February 2012 11:41

I didn't read that the OP said they were too fat to fit in the seat. Maybe he/she was just too tall. I know sometimes I have trouble sitting for a long movie because of the little leg room between rows, and I'm not even that tall.

emilyjgraham 34

Monday 20 February 2012 12:01

damnit, I voted down when it was meant to be up :/ i have that issue as I'm tall but luckily for me I'm rather flexible so I can sit comfortably, op may not be so lucky! nothing worse than your legs being squashed up against the back of someone else's chair!

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 11 July 2012 14:47

You cannot be "too tall" to fit into the seat. OP would have said that, which means it was their weight. Being "too tall" would mean that you can fit into the sale at, but your legs wouldn't fit.