Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed...

By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 12:20

I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?

FPsLife 5

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:26

I don't think I've seen a portable stall with an opening in the door like that... That guy probably deserved it for sticking his phone in like that, but you really should have thought ahead...

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PureGold 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:47

Wtf was the guy doing sticking his hand under the door with a cell phone? O_O Peeing on his had was gross and I wouldn't condone it, but tipping over a porta-potty while someone is in it shouldn't be punishment for ANYTHING. That's just disgusting beyond words x(. So FYL lol.

ooshrooms 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:23

I almost think ydi for peeing on him rather than kicking the door open into his face.

brunoisbeast 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:17

Nice reaction tho! Fyl that's ****** gross

lovesucksxxx 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:19

What the **** is wrong with some people? If someone did either of those things to me, I'd put them in the hospital.

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:22

france sucks and that must be a rare port-a-john to have a slit like that as many people have already said.. should have done the kick in the face attack like before mentioned

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:43

I am so confuse, what is a porta-john and how did the guy tilt the porta-john?

kirbyfan23 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:40

A porta-john is one of those miniature bathrooms that instead of having any running water, dump all human waste into a small bin under the seat itself. And if you ever see one, it's just a tall rectangle with some weights at the bottom. 1 good tackle is all that's needed to tip it and have all the crap pour onto the unlucky person inside. Still, FYL for having a perv record you pee then dump that pee and more back onto you.

iamstupid1243 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:26

Saaaaay waaaaht? this makes no sense at all!

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:35

I was gonna vote YDI but then I thought about it - why was the guy's hand in there in the first place? There's no telling what he was doing, so there's no real way to know if he was already planning to tip the thing over or not. I probably would have yelled at him instead of peeing on him, though.