By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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2ndSucks 15

It's never a good day when you get ****** in the ass by irony.

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ImNoUnicorn 3

Wait...so you got butt-******

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ogplusog 4

The cold, hard shaft of irony slowly ***** us all senseless once in a while :|

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tucansam555 3

that sucks op :/

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lovin_my_marine 4

OP I'm SO sorry about your recent loss, but the description was way too dramatic. You tried a little too hard on that one. Especially with the "f*cking me senseless part" but that's just my opinion of course.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Seems to me like you're trying a little too hard in your pic. Your abdominal muscles must be in a lot of pain from sucking in your stomach so hard. Just my opinion though.

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MegaBear 0

I had to do that yesterday... I didn't even have a dog on national dog day. Sorry for your loss OP

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poppylamonzo 0

I love the metaphor..

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TheRealHouse 7

This imagery will never be topped. Especially considering the actual name of this website. It simply can't be beat. Wasn't the best story ever but still over all the best FML.. ever.

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