Health: Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period.... - FML

By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

lolcatsyo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

I recommend an apple a day.

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junkboy 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:18

LOL

ayoremy 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:44

lmfaoo ohh man you got it bad. get well soon hun.

lunatyk22 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:51

daaamn.. it get no worse

pabloinbama 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:10

sucks 2 b u

gunta 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:10

Soooooooo well written. haha

kingwaldo 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:27

Yikes. To be honest, I don't think that sewers like period blood too much.

benito_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:29

dang that sucks bad

Schayd 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:04

I was the same over the weekend. =/ Somewhat better now... I really should go to bed though... Hope you get better soon.

lolthatsucks101 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:07

that is gruesome and terrible. i'm so sorry. anyone that says you deserve it either has a penis and has not experiened the terrors known as a period or is very dumb. no one deserves that.

SquirtleMan 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:22

YDI for being a woman

danielle8D 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:32

no, ydi for saying shes the idiot!

Jaistu 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:28

WIN!

Mira Lux 26

Sunday 12 January 2014 22:38

Even if you are joking you are idiotic. I know I said this before but I like to make myself clear. We can't control what gender we are born.

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