By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

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sum1savemeh 0

suck it up? you must be a male.... damn you

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LforLove 0

seriously man we males have no comparison of that time of the month,we can't relate to it, but if I had to I'd say it's like the ring of fire

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johncow123 0

i am responsible for one of the holes

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rosario_hates7 0

ya feel better that must really suck

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Gunguy 11

Wow imagine doing a number 69

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solidsoul 0

ew, that's ******* disgusting. here's my fml. Today, I heard the most grossest story ever, fml. D:

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5upernova 3

I hope you are drinking lots of water or else dehydration may be added onto the list!

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danielle8D 0

dude seriously! i just ate!! (not kidding)

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LforLove 0

that's enough to make a brotha say DAYUM!!!!!!

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