Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:25

If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.

Dramori 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:24

I pity your stupidity.

Comments

MetallicA7X86 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:35

Do your breaks work? Maybe if you were paying attention you wouldn't have hit him!

zakkyzebra 11

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:01

brakes* just sayin'. I'm not trying to be a grammatical asshole.

fthku 13

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:36

I'm gonna sound like a sexist asshole for saying this. On the other hand I don't really care. I'm gonna say with 90% certainty that you're a woman. Regardless of that however, you are probably the biggest dumbass ************ (Is this grammatically correct?) who ever wrote an FML. At least from the ones I read so far. You really should pray that either 1.) It's someone you know. 2.) They are the nicest person in the planet. Oh and.. yeah if you hit a parked car it's your fault, whether or not they parked it like assholes.

CloudKumo 12

Wednesday 8 February 2017 13:49

...it's pretty clear that she's a woman. There's an icon on the FML that shows their gender.

ohJeeznotme 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:02

YDI for trying to break the law with a hit and run scumbag! If you were paying attention to where you were driving then you could have avoided the car. Cut up your license.

franwins0827 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 2:05

YDI for being stupid enough to not look at what you were writing on. Also, slow the **** down. My guess is you were in a residential area or a parking lot, which means you should have had enough time to brake and avoid hitting the car IF you were going the appropriate speed. You're the asshole, and I hope you get sued.