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By hitnmiss66 - 28/05/2012 00:31 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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Dad jokes, part #23556

By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Monday 28 May 2012 9:00

yep your dads a prick

Il_Maestro 6

Monday 28 May 2012 9:01

If you really wanted to shock your dad, you should have replied "Nah he doesn't need one. He prefers to wear the collar himself."

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emogiggles 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:12

My dad is the same way and I'm really insecure because of it too :(

bleddyn13 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:28

Be sure to stick him in a horrible nursing home once the time comes.

momo8896 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:59

Dads just don't realize how hurtful they can be. I had a dad like this. It just makes it a lot easier if you can remember these times so that you can do the complete opposite.

acetheone 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:33

Couldn't help laughing, sorry OP your life sucks.

taylor317 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 9:23

If my parents said that to me if bust out laughing! Unless he really meant it, but he was probably joking. Like my favorite band the wanted says "if people make fun of you it's only cause they think you're a nice person" Hahahaha. But seriously, if he wasn't joking, that's ****** up.

deadboyparis 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 12:17

90% of dads joke like that. Get over it.

Mindlessparade 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:42

If he meant that seriously, then WOW that sucks to be you. Ignore him, that's just mean.

catmcross 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:02

tell your dad to take his head outta his ass and stop being a dick. besides, he probably picks on you cuz he's the one who been beat by the ugly stick...