By INeedMoney - 28/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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bettyc4 26

I'll send you some XD

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pm_sky 0

fast food restaurants to restock

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Wangan_Warrior 9

I think it's time to resort to the old shit n shower. And for all of those that don't know that doesn't involve ******** in the shower

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FurryRocks 10

You are bi but you have such nice boobs

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JohhnyKeroscene 2

try going 2 months while looking for a job and no assistance xD costco for the win :3 toilet paper from there last forever cuz you can make a fort with the amount you get for the price bahahahah

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ScarletBloom 14

If you have no money to buy food, you can't shit. Settled.

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Colbertrox811 5

Yet you have Internet.....w

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mieks 18

Maybe he is using his neighbour's wifi, or a public computer?

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Xomgbb 4

and you can still find the means to post self sorrow filled messages using a phone or computer.

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ssnowywinter 0

It's not like the second he loses his job his computer/phone and his Internet.

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ssnowywinter 0

automatically disappears* early post, oops.

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Enslaved 36

I think we have all had tough times at some point in our lives. Hope things get better for you soon.

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perdix 29

That's so nice and caring and supportive. Are you feeling well?

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USMC_Cpl 5

Just do what the Arabs do and use your left hand.

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Darwin03 1

Yeah, ok. First you need to prioritize. Then you need to do the shit and shower. Then you need to go to the unemployment office, unless your one of the lowlifes that actually just quit his job and claims to have gotten fired. In which case just lay down on some railroad tracks.

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