Love: Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse... - FML

By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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By ThatLove - 12/06/2023 22:00 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:24

oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:00

But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.

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godofcyanide 8

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:28

They changed it again? It was sooo much easier when we just called them "******* crazy"... :D

yakturk43 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:29

that's an awesome excuse lol...sorry though op fyl

Jesuswasabi 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:29

your boyfriend is a legend in my book

redtigerlily 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:30

haha that is a legit excuse

DaDezza244 31

Saturday 28 September 2013 13:49

No it's not. There's no excuse for cheating, idiot

SexiLade22 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:37

Well I would be Bipolar also and my "other" personality would kick his ass and the "other" girlfriends ass.... Hey, You have an excuse and the problem is solved!

vanillathirteen 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:37

first of all OP, bipolar is when you have moods that swing like a drop of the hat... so beat the shit out of your (hopefully now) ex. the term for what he wanted was "multiple personalities" at least you are rid of the dumb*ss

wily_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:38

haha that's not what bipolar is fyl op

kybabyy 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:38

^win

jgilez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:42

SDB is schizo douche bag

pandamaddox 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:47

"see baby, I'm bi polar. I need one to greet and one to beat. EVERYBODY WINS!!!"

kybabyy 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:59

Haha. That's terrible

IRISHLASS60 1

Friday 1 April 2011 16:02

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC !!!! SOOOOO CUTE !!!!

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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML

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Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML

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Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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