Love: Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse... - FML

By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:24

oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:00

But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.

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godofcyanide 8

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:28

They changed it again? It was sooo much easier when we just called them "******* crazy"... :D

yakturk43 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:29

that's an awesome excuse lol...sorry though op fyl

Jesuswasabi 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:29

your boyfriend is a legend in my book

redtigerlily 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:30

haha that is a legit excuse

DaDezza244 31

Saturday 28 September 2013 13:49

No it's not. There's no excuse for cheating, idiot

SexiLade22 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:37

Well I would be Bipolar also and my "other" personality would kick his ass and the "other" girlfriends ass.... Hey, You have an excuse and the problem is solved!

vanillathirteen 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:37

first of all OP, bipolar is when you have moods that swing like a drop of the hat... so beat the shit out of your (hopefully now) ex. the term for what he wanted was "multiple personalities" at least you are rid of the dumb*ss

wily_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:38

haha that's not what bipolar is fyl op

kybabyy 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:38

^win

jgilez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:42

SDB is schizo douche bag

pandamaddox 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:47

"see baby, I'm bi polar. I need one to greet and one to beat. EVERYBODY WINS!!!"

kybabyy 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:59

Haha. That's terrible

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Friday 1 April 2011 16:02

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