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By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:24

oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:00

But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:01

@53 Obviously the boyfriend is lying. That's not really the issue. It's did she believe him. Trying to scam your girlfriend so you can get some on the side doesn't require truth or accuracy. It only requires gullibility. Like claiming to have psycho-motor epilepsy to get out of receiving a massage (damn her!)

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:08

Tell him that you have restless leg syndrome and kick him in the balls over and over. As he's writhing in pain, remind him that because of the RLS, you can't stop it or control it. Keep kicking until he stops whimpering.

QueenPersephone 9

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:19

^ Best solution.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 20 May 2010 19:20

^ Seconded. It makes about as much sense.

littlelemur 2

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:46

That was hilarious!!!!

GamerGoddess 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:09

fail - bipolar doesn't mean multiple personality disorder, it means random unexplained mood swings

gye83 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:12

it's like me myself and irine cindov

oOohxlala_ 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:17

lol. he was talking about multiple personality. and bipolar is wayyyy too far from that.

Stevie_87 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:20

say ur tripolar and get two boyfriends FHL

kemolegend907 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:20

win

Barthez01 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:24

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Jasper8713 2

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:38

No, it's called DID. MPD is not a DSM diagnosis recognized by psychology. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:41

That's not how bipolar disorder works. Bipolar is not the same as split personality.

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