Love: Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse... - FML

By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:24

oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:00

But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.

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AziraLevana 2

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:16

Nice try, OP's boyfriend, but bipolar is NOT "multiple personalities." Still, funny attempt at explaining himself. lol

deeds184 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:20

you know much about that huh? is that what your shrinkiedink told you?

priscillajuarez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:24

that's not how bipolar disorder works,I'm a nurse. what a lame excuse to cheat. get rid of him!!!

artisticninja713 13

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:34

Your boyfriends an ass and a shitty excuse maker. Being bipolar has NOTHING to do with multiple personalities. YLS and you need a new boy.

buffelsis 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:35

you all are idiots. bipolar has nothing to do with multiple personalities. bipolar means you have extreme moods, never anything in the middle. YDI for being gullible

Lolitia 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:38

F-ing bullshit. Multiple personalities - Dissociative Identity Disorder. Speaking as a bi-polar myself it's a pain in the ass. No you don't deserve it but he needs to be beaten and reeducated.

ClaireBear16757 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:44

hahaha that's funny but if I were you I'd be pissed lol

protooler31 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:50

That's bullshit. OP call out your BF cause bipolar most certainly is NOT anything like multiple personality disorder...

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 20 May 2010 14:57

Tell him the bipolar in you wants to kick him in the balls.

winslow310560 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 15:01

weak, you deserve better

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