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By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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By ThatLove - 12/06/2023 22:00 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 12:24

oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...

DreamerofWorlds 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:00

But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.

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brianwalis 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:36

but bipolar isn't mutiple personalities...I mean still pretty clever if he used the right mental disorder.

dugumit 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:50

he doesn't know the difference between bipolar and multiple personalities? he really is retarded.

Itzy02 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:57

lmao. :)))

snipersdelight 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:19

#17 is true those crazy ****** are seein shit nomore weed 4 you

mcmurdy1980 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:23

If you beleive this, you boy is smart. if you don't, you boy is a tard. either way, you boy got caught. lol

P_to_the_AM 9

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:24

aw poor boyfriend for being the dumb Guy he is for not knowing what bipolar is!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:53

Wow. He's an idiot. He doesn't deserve you if he's that stupid anyway! He doesn't even know what his own disorder is.

TandJHire 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:53

Lmfao fyl op but that was a good one

jiloex 2

Thursday 20 May 2010 17:55

bipolar? dosent he mean DID?

Xavi89 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 18:02

wow im going to use that!

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