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By MommaAnnie - 02/05/2013 15:59 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

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happylawyer 16

I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

It's actually a win-win situation! So why be annoyed? Oh yeah.. To have more "grumpy wife sex" xD

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summerguy97 16

Hey it makes both of you happy, so why be mad?

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wjh100 13

my guess would be instead of talking about about problems he ***** her but i don't know there day to day life

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Hey sex is awesome! I like that he cares about making you happy instead of adding to the stress. It apparently works too. So why complain? YDI

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jameen 11

Well if you're ever in the mood... Get moody!

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noelasis94 18

Do you hear what I hear, and do you see what I see? Now go on and sing that, it'll help.

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SoulAmeliorate 16

The songs you recommend... They don't help.

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limitedition 25

If I were you I'd pretend to be grumpy a lot more! Good job hubby.

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CrookedCook 14

if it works then what's your problem?

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CaptMurdock 25

Hey, so long as it works and you're both happy. I mean it's still sex right?

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olpally 32

"Grumpy wife sex" made me think of one of the seven dwarfs from Snow White... Lol. Kinky. Haha.

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davek 36

You admit it cheers you up, surely that's a good thing?

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